NEVER.
Disney wrote its own movies.
The next Star Wars films will be nothing more than high budget fan fiction that didn't have to debut on YouTube.
"But Ivan, George Lucas is still consulting for it!"
Ya... but if you watch any recent interviews with George Lucas, he never answers questions about the movies directly.
PROBABLY because he doesn't endorse them... because he doesn't like them... because they aren't using his ideas, and because THIS ISN'T REAL STAR WARS AND IT WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE CANNON.
Even the storm troopers aren't real storm troopers! They have smiles on their helmets! That't not scary! That's not dark! Storm troopers are supposed to reflect the strength and unmerciful power of the empire! Not smile at you from across a sea of blaster rounds and make you feel like the freshly cauterized hole in your chest is OK.
SCREW YOU MICKEY MOUSE.
Like something out of hunger games. Since when does Star Wars need to draw from other pop culture pieces? Even Family Guy got the storm trooper faces right!
The holiday special is more cannon than this crap!
AND I LOVED EVERY MOMENT OF MEETING CHEWEY'S FAMILY, DON'T YOU HATE ON MALLATOBUCK AND LUMPAWARRUMP CUZ THEY AIGHT.
The new movies are so far from the cannon that they aren't even Expanded Universe... they had to be given their own category 'Legends', because names that reference poop aren't family friendly language.
Thanks Disney.
On another note, have a look at the storm troopers right now, in the second released trailer for episode 7.
Be sure to pet my wolf pet to the right of this post, and leave me more reasons why the next Star Wars films ARE NOT REAL STAR WARS. The more we talk about this, the sooner we can go back to a normal lives.
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ReplyDelete1. It's spelled canon you scruffy looking NERFHERDER.
ReplyDelete2. It's written by LAWRENCE KASDAN. The writer of episode V, THE BEST STAR WARS MOVIE EVER MADE.
3. Stormtroopers are scary because of their facelessness. Their masks make them one, they are LEGION. Stormtroopers don't travel in single file to hide their numbers because their numbers are their strength. They are the united WILL of the empire. Their uniforms are merely the symbol of that. And they look awesome. Also the clones looked different and you never complained about them laser-brain.
4. Star Wars draws from nothing because Star Wars is the source. It is alpha AND omega. Star Wars is the beginning of all good in film, and all good in film must eventually return to Star Wars. And as it returns in this glorious new chapter in the Star Wars saga you sit there doubting... I find your lack of faith disturbing.
5. Your thoughts betray you Ivan. I feel the good in you. The conflict. But if you truly feel this way... my friend is truly dead.
6. As you strike down this trailer, the movie will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
cannon canon u get what im saying, but now they have faceless smiles!
Deletethe clones were supposed to look different because they were pre empire... this is still the empire... and a new empire probably doesn't want to be smiling at u while they assimilate your cultures to their own. also THE CLONES DIDNT HAVE SMILES AND THEY WERE ALL JANGO FETTS which is totally math.
Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
DeleteHey I want more blogging. Yah lazy bum
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