NEVER.
Disney wrote its own movies.
The next Star Wars films will be nothing more than high budget fan fiction that didn't have to debut on YouTube.
"But Ivan, George Lucas is still consulting for it!"
Ya... but if you watch any recent interviews with George Lucas, he never answers questions about the movies directly.
PROBABLY because he doesn't endorse them... because he doesn't like them... because they aren't using his ideas, and because THIS ISN'T REAL STAR WARS AND IT WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE CANNON.
Even the storm troopers aren't real storm troopers! They have smiles on their helmets! That't not scary! That's not dark! Storm troopers are supposed to reflect the strength and unmerciful power of the empire! Not smile at you from across a sea of blaster rounds and make you feel like the freshly cauterized hole in your chest is OK.
SCREW YOU MICKEY MOUSE.
Like something out of hunger games. Since when does Star Wars need to draw from other pop culture pieces? Even Family Guy got the storm trooper faces right!
The holiday special is more cannon than this crap!
AND I LOVED EVERY MOMENT OF MEETING CHEWEY'S FAMILY, DON'T YOU HATE ON MALLATOBUCK AND LUMPAWARRUMP CUZ THEY AIGHT.
The new movies are so far from the cannon that they aren't even Expanded Universe... they had to be given their own category 'Legends', because names that reference poop aren't family friendly language.
Thanks Disney.
On another note, have a look at the storm troopers right now, in the second released trailer for episode 7.
Be sure to pet my wolf pet to the right of this post, and leave me more reasons why the next Star Wars films ARE NOT REAL STAR WARS. The more we talk about this, the sooner we can go back to a normal lives.
