Time Management in the Eyes of a Procrastinator

I view the world as a giant video game. 

All the world follows a general script, and each decision changes the script as they play. Joining an organization allows for new quests, reputation, and automatic faction alignments while new acquaintances and potential party members phase in with each click of the imaginary cursor i see in my head. 

I also like to think of that oh-so-linear path we all take down the general script like Bizzaro at Six Flags. 

If you don't understand that, Google Bizzaro and come back to my page to read the rest of this thought. 

I like to think of myself as an overall happy person. I enjoy my life and most of the people in it. 

                                                                  HOWEVER
Every so often i'll feel like the world is coming down around me. 

Being a full time student is not as difficult as it is portrayed to be. Being an outstanding academic is the hard part (which I am no where near close to being). 

Owning a car is not difficult either. Paying the insurance and keeping up with the maintenance is where the challenge lies. 

And working part time is not difficult at all. Working part time to pay for the car insurance and maintenance for the car you need to get to the part time job, and the classes for the degree you need to qualify for a higher paying job, is moderately difficult. 

        This mix of responsibility leaves very little room for studying, homework, and much desired past times. 
This mix makes it difficult to show the world that you are trying in school, yet your lack of time to study comes back to haunt you during the first, second, and final exams EVERY. DAMN. SEMESTER.

The frustration builds upon you with each pointless class where the concepts make it into your head but don't hang around for long themselves, because they too must start driving to work, to pay for the car insurance for the car they need to get to class, to qualify for a higher paying job!

AND WHEN YOU FINALLY DISCOVER A CLASS THAT CAN TEACH YOU CRITICAL SKILLS FOR A CAREER YOU MIGHT NOT FIND BORING, the tightly fitted weekly schedule that you willingly signed up for (because it allowed for the most efficient management of your time) says NO YOU MAY NOT STUDY THIS MATERIAL BECAUSE YOU MUST GO TO WORK!

WHERE YOU WILL WASTE YOUR TIME STANDING AT A DOOR FOR PETTY CRIMINALS TO TRY AND ABSCOND WITH MERCHANDISE THAT HAS NOT BEEN PAID FOR...

AND. The worst part about it is that they might not even come. Not even with an invitation! Why?!

Because THEY TOO must get to work, to pay for the car they need to get somewhere else which may lead to higher pay.   (of course they don't do that, because they are petty criminals and don't want to take the simple path to improve their ways of life) 

BUT WHY DO THEY INSIST ON LETTING YOU DO NOTHING ALL DAY!?!?! 

I want to go back to doing nothing all day. Maybe I should settle and attempt to be a trophy husband to a wealthy hard working woman that don't need no man... Nah, id rather waste my own money. 

I need a break.